Friday, July 20, 2012
This was in my e-mail this week, and it made me smile (much needed after reading a heart-wrenching tale of love and death in this month's eFiction magazine) so I thought I'd share it with you for the weekend.
Spread the Stupidity
Only in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
Packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER
...
Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?
You know that
Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?
Why are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Have an awesome weekend y'all :)
27 comments:
I love 'em! Another one I like is:
why is it if something travels by ship, it's called a cargo, but when it travels by car, it's called a shipmetn?
Jamie @ Mithril Wisdom
Yeah, that makes no sense to me either Jamie :)
......dhole
And the fun continues with Jamie's one. Hilarious. Made my night. Always like a good laugh and head shake.
I loved them all, Donna. Jamie's one is hilarious.
...couldn't dream up a better way of starting the weekend ;)
El
I'm going to ponder the lemon juice one all day now! Thanks for the laugh.
Ha! These made me smile. I've often thought about the 'mouse' cat food too. And what a great way to eliminate he rodent problem.
i never get tired of this kind of stuff.
I wonder if my cats would even eat mouse-flavored treats.
haha yeah these are always great to see, such stupid things humans do, all the time.
those are a terrific weekend boost!
especially love the sheep shrink!
That's so funny! Love it.
HAHHA!! Thanks for the laugh, Donna, I love this and can't wait to share it.
LOL, and the first one made me go, "Yeah! Why is that????"
LOVED those! Thank you for sharing the smile! :)
the second one put me in the mood for a cheeseburger.
*LOL* Thanks for the laugh!
I miss George Carlin who was a genius at asking questions like these. Have a great weekend, Roland
Denise; I was laughing and shaking my head both as I read these.
Rachna: yeah, I liked Jamie’s too.
Hi El :)
Glad to give you something else to obsess over Alex, lol.
Leigh; I spend too much money on cat food as it is; mouse flavor might be really expensive.
Michelle; me neither :)
Dianne; it worth a try at least once.
Cat: yep, though I expected you’d have more conversation on the mouse flavored cat food . .
Funny enough Tara, it took me a minute to totally process that one. Then I was like, Duh . .
Hi Clarissa.
Cool Julie. I’m behind on the H&H blogfest, but I will visit you.
Karen; they all made me wonder, lol.
Hey Don; glad the Write Club is active again.
Lizard; yum, food is always good :)
Hi Christine.
........dhole
Hey Roland; yeah, I caught a couple of George's stand up routines many years ago.
......dhole
LOL, the diet coke and the garage parts made me giggle :)
I could not stop smiling and laughing with each of these. Definitely gave me a fit of giggles lol!!!
I love the pharmacy one
In defence of diet coke drinkers, I personally can't stand coke - way too sickly sweet - but diet coke I can do. However I will still have a full fat cheeseburger & chippies. hehe
These are all great and it's always nice to have a laugh at ourselves. We are one wacky species.
Donna I loved all these sillies. I confess I dislike coke, so I never drink the stuff.
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